Is your cat plotting to kill you?!

I came across a very funny website a while back... One of those sites that you can't really remember how you wound up there, you know?

Well, I had to take the offered quiz, of course... and find out if my cats are plotting to kill me! (I took the quiz with my grumpy cat, Oscar in mind...) My result is below...

I didn't know that kneading is actually a cat's way of checking your internal organs for weakness! And excessive shoveling of kitty litter? Well, this is practice for burying bodies, of course!  I love this funny quiz... I don't put much stock in the actual results. I think my cats love me (as was demonstrated when I returned home from my week in Colorado. They won't leave me alone!) If you take the quiz, let me know your results. Is your cat plotting to kill you?!!

--Tammy

Comments

[turtlecookie]

Ok, so first we (my son and I) took the quiz for Zip. There is an 80% chance he is trying to kill us. (Oh my!)Then my son took the quiz for his friend's cat, Sam. There is an 85% chance that Sam is out to kill his friend. Hmmmm. they forgot to aks the question "does your cat cut suddenly in front of you as you are walking down the stairs?" Cute quiz, Tammy, if definitely stacked.

My son wanted to take the "What would you taste like to a cannibal?" quiz that follows on the link. He would most likely taste like roasted tofu. I would most likely taste like roasted chicken.

Turtlecookie

[Laurel]

Funny! I have an 83% chance of being killed by my cat...I'm a bit more anxious to fall asleep now! The other afternoon, I saw my cat chattering out the open window at a fox who was trotting by. I assumed he was scolding the fox, but perhaps he was trying to hire a hit man?

[Ingrid]

That's pretty funny. Mine came out at 76%. Somehow, I'm not worried, though.... :-)

[Dana]

I absolutely LOVE this! I'm just sad because I can't take the test having no cats at our house. We're just going to have to correct that despite how my dogs feel about it!